If I could get close enough to Jaden Smith for one hour I could swindle him out of literally millions of dollars.— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 4, 2013
.@officialjaden Hey you probably wouldn’t be interested in this, but I have a magic comb for sale that only works on really wise kids.— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 4, 2013
There’s more to Cyber Monday than finding someone to cyber with at midnight. It’s also a chance to get all your holiday shopping done while you’re supposed to be working.
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It’s that time of year again. Presenting The Official Christmas Carol of Cyber Monday.
The Onion News Network Snack Table
Popcorn, Pez, and pickled eggs (plus America’s greatest book) - everything America’s Finest News Source needs to get through the day.
Here’s a picture of the book I co-wrote, on the snack table at The Onion offices, next to a giant jar of bright pink pickled eggs.
With America’s most patriotic holiday coming up (after President’s Day and Secret Freemasons’ Day — December 25th), we created this exclusive guide on How to Win Thanksgiving for our Huffington Post friends.
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