To protest SOPA, Kibblesmith.com will show that it is just as important and high-minded as other websites—by going dark for the day.
So, let’s see, dark (ahem)—
- An all-puppies 9/11
- Colorful “just-for-kids” rape kits
- Licking the back of someone’s neck in a movie theater
- Taking consolation in the fact that Anne Frank would probably be dead by now anyway
- Mountain Dew Presents: Code Black: Columbine Xtreme
- The tiny bones in your grandmother’s hands rubbing against each other like classroom chalk every time she tries to pick up the phone just to make sure it’s still working, meanwhile you’re at home updating iTunes again
- The short, strange life of Gabriel Michael Santorum
- Calling my congressman to protest Internet censorship while knowing very little about the ongoing slaughter of real human beings in—I want to say, Syria?
- Inevitable trending topic: #TheLastPanda
I hope that was dark enough to help change the world. Happy SOPA day everybody.
