Getting my Funny or Die house in order. Here’s my first greenscreen video ever from 2005. That’s two-zero-zero-five. It’s a school project that I made while having crippling stomach flu and no pants on in order to pass a Columbia College paleontology class.

To give you some perspective, children born in 2005 are now old enough to know not to say the f-word, but to desperately want to. Enjoy.