@pattistanger I read a lot of your book (my friend found it placed delicately atop a dumpster) #fate?
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 6, 2013

@pattistanger @Bravotv There’s still time to hire me to your new staff. I can teach you how to have compassion for normals.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 6, 2013

@pattistanger Patti, have you read Maus? DM me your address, I have Amazon Prime.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 6, 2013

@pattistanger @Davidwygant Patti I’m not doing so hot, do you have a helicopter
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 6, 2013

“@kibblesmith: @pattistanger @Davidwygant Patti I’m not doing so hot, do you have a helicopter”we are on the way code blue!
— Patti Stanger (@pattistanger) December 6, 2013

@pattistanger @Davidwygant Thanks guys! I will be on the roof shooting off a fire extinguisher can’t miss me
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 6, 2013

.@Andy can you check on @pattistanger, she is not responding to my tweets and I’m worried she may be impaled on an ice sculpture.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 6, 2013
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