You can’t tell, but here’s me with the Dresden Dolls in 2006, in case you haven’t looked at anything ridiculous in a while.

You can’t tell, but here’s me with the Dresden Dolls in 2006, in case you haven’t looked at anything ridiculous in a while.

Here is a meme of me being on a TV show this one time. Sorry it took me so long to think of this joke.

Here is a meme of me being on a TV show this one time. Sorry it took me so long to think of this joke.

Not sure if this picture is from the past or the future. Either way, someone should cast me as young Stan Lee.
Photo, like all photos of me, by Jeff Altman.

Not sure if this picture is from the past or the future. Either way, someone should cast me as young Stan Lee.

Photo, like all photos of me, by Jeff Altman.

My work husband, @HelloCullen found these stock photos of the Groupon humor team, if you need to own an image of me looking like I just woke up from a nap.

Originally from this article.

I don’t know how clearly it reads, but this is my sunburn. Any culture that stopped worshipping the sun was kidding themselves, it’s right effing there.

I don’t know how clearly it reads, but this is my sunburn. Any culture that stopped worshipping the sun was kidding themselves, it’s right effing there.

Frasier Fan Fiction

thelateliveshow:

Oh, Day 6 of our clip countdown is upon us, friends! And what do we have to show off today? Why, it’s our projectionist Justin’s passion project: Frasier Fan Fiction! Enjoy!

The Late Live Show returns on April 21 and will run every Saturday at midnight through May 26 at Stage 773.

Get your tickets now!

@TheLateLiveShow is releasing a hilarious clip every day, counting down to their April 21st Premiere. Here’s @HelloCullen and I performing some Frasier Fan-Fiction that he wrote. I’m Niles, because I’m Niles.

Burn through all of these today and get tickets to take your sweetheart to the Big Premiere at www.thelateliveshow.com.

Sweet executive earmuffs. Kinda bleed into my hair.

Sweet executive earmuffs. Kinda bleed into my hair.

Self-portrait in outer space.

Self-portrait in outer space.

What do you mean “Watchmen Prequel?”

What do you mean “Watchmen Prequel?”

You gotta go bald to rock a natural Tintin, but it’s worth it.

You gotta go bald to rock a natural Tintin, but it’s worth it.

Coffee just kicked in. Here’s the creepiest 30 seconds of They Might Be Giants’ “It’s Not My Birthday” that you’re likely to see today.

Possible new mascot idea.

Possible new mascot idea.

catiemonstrocity:

Well hot damn if that Daniel Kibblesmith fellow ain’t one to be trusted. I am officially a CamScanner convert.

AMAZING portrait of me by @CatieMonster, who live-sketches each episode of The Best Show on WFMU on her Tumblr, catiefromatlanta.tumblr.com.
I believe this is my reward for turning her on to the CamScanner app, which I also use for run and gun sketch blogging. Mostly on placemats in Thai restaurants (see previous entry).

catiemonstrocity:

Well hot damn if that Daniel Kibblesmith fellow ain’t one to be trusted. I am officially a CamScanner convert.

AMAZING portrait of me by @CatieMonster, who live-sketches each episode of The Best Show on WFMU on her Tumblr, catiefromatlanta.tumblr.com.

I believe this is my reward for turning her on to the CamScanner app, which I also use for run and gun sketch blogging. Mostly on placemats in Thai restaurants (see previous entry).

(Source: catiemonstrosity)

Happy Halloween from a god damned genius.

Happy Halloween from a god damned genius.